Penis Park

I remember clearly the first time I was confronted with sex and the male anatomy. I was in first grade standing in line to come back in from recess when a boy in my class leaned in and whispered in my ear, "Boys got the hotdog and girls got the bun." I was terrified. I had no idea what to make of the statement but I was pretty sure it had nothing to do with picnic food.

Four days ago I stood on the cliffs over looking a small Korean fishing village and watched while a father helped his family mount a giant stone penis and then pose for photos. First it was just the kids..then mom joined in...grandma...crazy Aunt Sue..and finally a shot of the entire family sitting toboggan style on the giant stone penis. I stood there open mouthed as he instructed them to lean a little to the right..moved his camera to get the best angle..and asked them to smile as he counted to 3. It reminded me of when my family took a picture for the St. Mary's Parish Directory, except instead of posing beneath a statue of Christ on a cross they were posing amidst a garden of giant stone peni. Who knows, maybe if church's displayed more wang they'd put more butts in the seats, cause let me tell you, the park was packed.

Penis totem poles..penis benches..penis statues..even a giant penis cannon with small penis soldiers marching behind it dotted the landscape. Everywhere I looked families...couples..single gals...and even a tour group of Indian men )were posing for pictures with the penis. And they couldn't have looked happier. Based on the elation etched on everyone's faces I wouldn't have been surprised if the penis' had started revolving while a chorus of "Good Vibrations" played in the background.

I was there with a friend of mine and after walking through the entrance where smaller penis' hung from the ceiling in bundles only to be greeted by a giant, (and it has to be said quite vein-y) penis with a golden head situated in the midst of a beautiful garden of red and yellow marigolds we knew the only choice we had was to take out our cameras and begin what became an incredibly raunchy and highly entertaining photo shoot.

Two hours and too many raunchy poses later we left the park and headed to the beach nearby to chill out and wait for our bus. After purchasing a penis shot glass with vagina holder, of course.